i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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