drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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