Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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