I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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