i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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