But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
No subtext here. People are naked.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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