I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
