My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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