pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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