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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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