I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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