escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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