do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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