Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Are we still banned from the library?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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