he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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