But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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