I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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