I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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