We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
the raccoons are back...
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