I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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