My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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