Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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