i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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