I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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