another moral hangover. fuck.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She's the barista slut.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
