Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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