i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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