Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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