I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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