Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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