At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Randomize
