Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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