I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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