my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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