It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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