Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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