dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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