Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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