How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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