it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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