K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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