can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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