I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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