i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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