that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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