We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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