yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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