we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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