Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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