My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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