she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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