if you like me you must not know who I am
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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