belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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