Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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