I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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