Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
did you just send me my own nude
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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